Thursday, September 27, 2007

Top 10 Observations

10. What's another word for thesaurus?

9. Do Mexicans sit around and play a card game called "One?"

8. Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?

7. If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they get Teflon on the pan?

6. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

5. Why is there a permanent press setting on an iron if it doesnot work?

4. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

3. This shirt is dryclean only, which means it's dirty.

2. Escalators can never break, just temporarily become stairs.

1. I haven't slept for 10 days, because that would be too long.

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